Muncie Madden Football League

MUNCIE MADDEN LEAGUE NEWS

WEEK 17

Bills,Butt Pirates, Tops in the NFL. Both teams finish undefeated in their conferences. Is there a possible matchup in the Super Bowl ahead? Also, Patriots struggle to make the playoffs yet again. Randy Moss will try to literally take the Pats to the Playoffs by him self.

Standings through WEEK 17

AFC                        NFC

**Bills 16-0                         **Butt Pirates 16-0

*Anal Monkies 13-3        *Stonerz  14-2

*Steelers 13-3                  Black Panthers  12-4

Patriots 9-7                    * Fisheaters 12-4

* = clinched divsion

** = clinched home field

Commisoner enraged at high scoring

Carey inraged

League Commissoner David Carey is furious at the high scores lately. There is serious negotiations of changing the rules on how the game is palyed to even the playing field. Carey was at a press conference Wednesday wearing his signature black cowboy hat and yelling and spitting whilst drinking Jack Daniels. Carey also ranted about the league having too many drunkin athletes. Carey then passed out and pissed himself.

Anal Summer in Muncie

The Muncie Anal Monkies are off to their best start in team history. Peyton Manning and company are looking to towards week 11 when they play NFC Juggernaunt the Las Vegas Butt Pirates. Untill then, Alge Crumpler is looking to shatter the records for Tight Ends while Hienz Ward is having an MVP like season. Peyton Manning has thrown the ball a BILLION times and probally will get over 145 TD's this year. As for their running game, it is very suspect. As in murder suspect O.J. Simpson who hasn't touched the ball more than 10 times a game. He's pretty much just another reciever. Hopefully he doesn't get mad and stab someone.

-Boobie McBoobs

Royal Center starting to question Sandberg

Not much production

David Sandberg is under fire this week for his lack of production on the Defensive side of the ball. Last year, Sandberg lead the NFL in sacks, this year he's just fatting around. Robaire Smith, Richard Seymore, and Eric Stoltz are out performing Sandberg outstandingly. This raises the question, should he have eaten the entire Chinese restaraunt. This reporter thinks that Sandberg is over-rated. That's right OVER RATED! I'll say it again, FAT and OVER RATED.

Patriots are looking to rebound after slow,slow start

Brian is now a Pat

The Patriots were out of options when they started the season 0-3. GM/Sex-aholic Nate McCord decided to make a trade. The Patriots gave away Pro Bowl running back Edgerin James for Pro Bowl Line Backer Brian Urlacher to beef up the Defense. So far it has worked out for the perverted owner. Urlacher joins Zach Thomas and Jason Gildon as the most talented linebacking core in the league, next to Las Vegas. The Patriots are now 4-4 and looking for some more wins and sex toys.

Still undefeated

leads all DTs in sacks

Can Muncie keep up with Buffalo for AFC domminance? The big test is going to be the game against the Las Vegas Butt Pirates in Week 11. This is the greatest thing to happen to Muncie since "Boom goes the dynamite". Coach Jack Del Rio is actually on a winning team.

Robaire Smith is quietly becomming a candated for defensive lineman of the year. He recently recorded his 9th sack of the year and is the leading vote getter in the Pro Bowl for DTs. All this after switching sides.

New Catcher caught with Kordell Stewart in public bathroom.

Well, Patriot defensive back New Catcher was recently arrested last wednesday for public indecency and sodomy. Although sodomy is not illegal, the type that Catcher was arrested for is. Kordell Stewart was also arrested on the same charges as Catcher. Officer Ricky Poon was the scene and said Catcher was found in the stall and when he opened the door, New shouted, "Oh, there's my contact lenses!"

"I love men!"

Muncie Madden League* Season 2 * 2005*